that when your shaggin a burd and it's dark you start thinking there is other people in the room with you? nah? I do
they're shagging aswell somewhere in the room. sometimes you forget who you are actually shagging. its ****ing insane. feels like when you're tripping on swedgers
I've actually been shagging at a party when we heard a strange groaning noise coming from the cupboard. I was expecting to open the door and find some weirdo ****ing in there. It was one of my pals he got absolutely guttered and tried it on with another boys bird. So the boy threw him into the cupboard and closed the door, my mate just fell asleep in there. He'd rolled onto some old clock in there and was covered in broken glass and bits of clock.
a bottle of toxic, 4 pints of bulmer's and a bottle a voddie needless to say I never shot my load, couldnt even shoot it in the morning mainly cos she made me wear a jimmy though
"In January 2010 a BBC investigation revealed that Buckfast had been mentioned in 5,638 crime reports in the Strathclyde area of Scotland from 2006–2009, equating to an average of three per day. One in 10 of those offences had been violent and 114 times in that period a Buckfast bottle was used as a weapon." Does anybody drink it outside of Scotland? It's English, but I don't even think I've seen it on sale down here.
it wisny floppy ya wee dick. they sell buckfast in newcastle. I bought it there once. It's the caffeine that makes it so potent
Nothing worse than getting a floppy just as you're about to get wired in to some wee durty. It's happened to me twice, both due to alcohol consumption. Thats my story and am sticking to it
Drunk and shagging in the dark, I can see how that might get a bit disorientating. But naw. Lights on for me. Canny unload unless I can see her tits jigglin aboot. Or she talks durty. Either or.
