Epiphanies

Try it fatty and thank me later xox

 

I'm going to have to try it. I assume you can drink as much as you like on this diet.

 

and as your only eating half the calories that you would normally, you can have twice as much

 

I'm 6'2" and slim. Unlike you fatso.

 

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Top class looney behaviour, but probably just as well you quit. Not as rock n roll as it sounds, being found dead in the shower.

 

Defo not rock n roll

A speccy pale blue 19 year old from North lanarkshire ... and I still had my specs on!

 

Aye every 3 months or so I have the same epiphany.

It's usually after a massive binge on drunks and drugs which usually ends in other problems. I had one the other week and I'm glad to say I'm 2 weeks sober

 

Is it the same as an Eppy Fanny? They are great, you have to get your timing right and when they start to buck around you hang on like grim death until it's over.

 

Giving up alcohol is a magic way to lose weight. It's not just that you stop drinking so many calories, you're also suddenly less inclined to eat kebabs and any number of late night face-filling mountains of plab.

Smoking more is also great advice.

 

I had an epiphany...

I gave up weed when I was 25. Smoked it everyday for about 7 years. Been ten years since I last bought any.. Have the odd chug but very rare.. Best thing I ever did. People don't realise or refuse to realise the effect smoking it everyday has..

My best mate is smoking it almost every night of late an he has literally turned into the most boring twat ever, he is over sensitive about everything (paranoid) stays in too much (making tunes on his mac) dull as f uck.. He gets stroppy about politics..

Give up weed, and binge drink instead every weekend. Then you too can be a winner

 

Bib my friend you have had a nudge from the Lord our God. Time to embrace the love God has bestowed upon you

 

Open wide and receive the love?

 

Basically, I'm setting myself up for a boabing off the almighty - I dread to think what sort of chopper the big man would be packing.

Sweatband's comment kind of nails it - I smoke once the kids go to bed, it's a sort of "aaaaaaaaahh, and chill" move - some guys I know can't believe I wait all day for a smoke - the me ten years ago would've agreed with that.

I'm wary of it (and forums) truncating my ambition.

Whenever I've not smoked for a couple of days, though, I get proper ****ed up dreams.

Having mental dreams and sleepless nights along with suddenly finding things I currently find interesting boring scares me.

But if there's a time to do it...

 

Do it.

Drink a glass of good quality red wine instead...