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Off Topic English Anthem

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Stroller, Sep 18, 2015.

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What Should The English National Anthem Be?

  1. Leave It As GSTQ

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  2. Jerusalem

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  3. Land Of Hope And Glory

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  4. I Vow To Thee My Country

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  1. Stroller

    Stroller Well-Known Member

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    With the Rugby World Cup starting tonight, the England team will line up to sing the turgid dirge God Save The Queen. Irrespective of anyone's views on Jeremy Corbyn and the Monarchy, shouldn't we have a better song?

    The views of non-English board members are welcome.
     
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  2. Stroller

    Stroller Well-Known Member

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    Oops, could a mod edit the thread title please?
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Jerusalem wouldn't go down well with Swords. I think GSTQ is good and whatever the anthem was it would get criticised.
     
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  4. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12 Forum Moderator

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    As a partially half-English person...my views are only partially valid.
    We Welsh have the magnificent Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau, Scotland have Flowers of Scotland, a modern day folk Song written in the 1960s...The Irish are going to use an Ireland's Call, which is again recently written.All 3 of those are rousing songs.
    .................GSTQ is not.....

    Jerusalem is rousing, and is built on the great myth that Jesus visited Glastonbury (when Eavis farm still had cows?)...and if you forget the religious stuff...it fits the bill down to the ground.

    but you English stick with GSTQ, you might have fallen asleep by the time you get on the pitch,....as that is the only chance that the injury-ridden Welsh have of getting through (that is assuming that we have beaten Fiji, which is also currently unlikely)
     
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  5. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12 Forum Moderator

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    Done tiddly done done
     
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  6. sb_73

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    GSTQ is mercifully short and doesn't leave the team in tears like the Welsh one.

    I'd favour "Please, Please, Please Let Me get What I Want" by the Smiths.
     
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  7. Peter Damage

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    Don’t agree its turgid or anything to get wound up about (or crow bar in Corbyn).

    I’m quiet enjoying this song at the moment. Maybe you could stick this on in the head phones while its happening.

    Impossible not to be in a better mood after listening to a bit of this.

     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Can't beat history ........... God save the Queen will do me ............ and I'm an Aussie!
     
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    Think Billy Connolly had the right idea....


     
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  10. TimPR78

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    Anything but Jerusalem, England is pretty much a secular country or at least making big strides towards it, to have anything religious would just be ****ing embarrassing.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    I'd like to vote for Captain Jack.

    Wayne Rooney does the bit of the one bloke who starts it then the rest of the team repeats what he says.

    Whooa Captain Jack
    Meet me by the railway track

    etc etc.
     
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  12. Stroller

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    I don't consider Jerusalem to be religious necessarily.
     
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    Can you please tell that to the Palestinians.
     
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  14. Stroller

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    The song.

    Bloody hell, this was supposed to be light-hearted.
     
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    GSTQ is boring but it's our anthem so we should stick with it. Perhaps someone could do a Drum 'n' base remix of it to liven it up.
     
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    You surprise me Strolls. It was certainly intended as a deeply religious poem based on the myth of Jesus visiting England with Joseph of Arimethea (sp?) and briefly establishing heaven on earth, plus bits of Revelations. William Blake was a genius, but definitely of the mad variety.
     
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  17. TimPR78

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    It's about Jesus walking round the English countryside, so religion and rambling.
    Two horrible things that plague society :p
     
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  18. Stroller

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    If Blake was living now, I don't think he would be religious. I view the poem as a kind of allegory.
     
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    Most if not all national antrims (as we called them as children) are tiresome and painful to have to listen to.
    The old Soviet Union anthem came closest for me to being a piece of theatre and always captures my attention.
    The problem with anthems is that when yours is being played you want the opposition to stand in muted admiration and when they don't as is often the case resentment can build so the mood can change for no good reason.
    At sporting events the only tunes played should be comic tunes. No need to get upset then when opposing fans behave like children in church.
     
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  20. TimPR78

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    Another reason not to have Jerusalem is rugby fans would be immensely smug and that would be unbearable
     
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