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Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by San Diego, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Many of us like to use emoticons to enhance our posts but are there any that are not available that you wish were?

    I wish there was a 'tongue in cheek' emoticon but fear it would look too much like a blowjob related cheek bulging smiley that would be the subject of much abuse.

    Please tell me your emoticon wishes and what they may look like.

    Disclaimer,
    This is in no way a serious thread and is intended to descend into crude and childish toilet talk. I am not to be held responsible for anything that appears below.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 22, 2011
  2. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    A budgie being fecked up the arse!

    That would be the one used most often next season <ok>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jul 22, 2011
  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    And JWM is off and running with what will probably be the winner. Maybe this should turn into a competition and we could all vote on our favourite and petition for it to be made a reality.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 22, 2011
  4. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM Well-Known Member

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    Maybe a blow job one, but that might get misinterpreted as tongue in cheek and leave many posters disappointed.
     
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    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM, Jul 22, 2011
  5. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Lol at Plummy. How about a Crimson Plum one, or would that be misinterpreted as bollocks.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 22, 2011
  6. johnnywarksmoustache

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    <laugh>

    His girl friend is called Victoria?
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jul 22, 2011

  7. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

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    I think that would be a correct interpretation in some cultures a mans standing within the community is decided by the colour and heftiness of his plums.
     
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    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM, Jul 22, 2011
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    Thing is Plummy, I would have gone for The Crimson Crowbar - tells you all you need to know.
     
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    Rushmere, Jul 22, 2011
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    How about The Crimson Helmet
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jul 22, 2011
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    What its bent round at the end you'd be laughed out of the community centre with that.
     
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    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM, Jul 22, 2011
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    Wow! You could take some one's eye out with that!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jul 22, 2011
  12. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

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    Some chapseye???????
     
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    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM, Jul 22, 2011
  13. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    It's winking at me, I'm getting worried
     
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    San Diego, Jul 22, 2011
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    God he'd be spitting mad!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jul 22, 2011
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    What about a Grunt Hog emoticon or would that just take up too much server space and crash the whole site.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 22, 2011
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    I suppose a Flying Pig would suffice!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jul 22, 2011
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    Little fat piggy wearing green and yellow, eating pies until it explodes............
     
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    Rushmere, Jul 22, 2011
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    A six fingered 'up yours'

    Window licking

    A tractor being pulled out of the **** by a white horse that resembles PJ

    Or the one that will be used more than JWM's budgie feck................Priskin Offside. The budgie one can only be used once a week but the Priskin one beats this by a mile
     
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    San Diego, Jul 22, 2011
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    Roy Keane in front of firing squad.
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    How about trying to write a sentence using only emoticons.
     
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