Emergency.

Did any of you fuds think to save the photies SN was posting the other night when he was pished?

If not, I hereby resign from GC because the class of bastard **** on here isn't what it used to be.

Oh, we used to have top class utter ****s on here back in the day. *wipes tear from eye*

Now we're infested with nigels in their effeminate attempts at being ****s. Yeah, am looking at you, Gas, and you, Dan.

 

I see.

 

**** off, nigel

 

And, more importantly, what's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

Very well.

(Lack of full stop noted)

 

I missed this.

 

The very same as a laden swallow. Three good squirts in the back of her gub. Fourth squirt on her coupon. Then slap her for being a durty bitch. Then expect a cooked breakfast in the morning.

 

Me tae. Hence the emergency callout to our good friends on GC.

 

It's a shame you aren't missing more fingers, Gambol. At least then you'd be incapable of typing hateful, misogynistic **** like this.

#whatdidemmelinediefor?

 

Photos of Missus SN? He posted one before, I printed it out and stuck it on the wall next to the bog

 

A free meal fed through a hose?

 

I read that as fed through a horse

 

Double irony. Did one of the suffragettes no die by running in front of a horse owned by King George?

 

F.U.C.K YOU

C.U.N.T

 

Gambols beelin cos after years of getting knocked back by Tina, she invited me to her gaff.

 

Enjoy your ritualistic murder by Scotland's answer to Buffalo Bill.

 

We all gotta die sometime.

 

I've got me a woman, twice my age and size

 

Holy crap

 

This SN guy sounds like a proper bell-end....<cough>