Emergency Board Meeting?

It will be bullshit!

I like my name better than yours, hopefully Bruce is for the chop (not the pork chop with chop sauce) and youll have to change ya name pal

 

Toon and Sunderland owners to SWAP clubs.

In an interesting development today, Ellis Short and Mike Ashley agreed to swap ownership of their respective Premier League clubs. The move follows several clandestine meetings between their Chairman Niall Quinn and Derek Llambias, during which the Sunderland icon managed to convince the penguinesque Llambias that he and Mike Ashley would be loved by the Sunderland faithfull. "They sing Mike's name at every match, and some of them even have him as their usernames on internet forums" the former Sunderland, Arsenal and Manchester City striker told Ashley's number two.

After signing the agreements Llambias was then made to run naked around the Stadium of Light pitch as this was a major condition stipulated by Short.

Short and Quinn were last seen doing the conga on the steps of St. James' Park.






Well, I can dream, can't I?

 

I think you just made that up, did you

 

Bloody hell, I hoped that I would get away with it!!!

 

My brother has layed claim to that marra...He's also Sunderland daft, but doesn't get a season ticket because being a male 'mental nurse' (in a number of different ways) means his shifts often clash with home games.

 

could have a full time job on here

 

Very true mate...He specializes in Psycho-geriatrics..

 

InBruceWeTrusted sound better? haha

 

SO Quinn has walked, mike ashley is our new owner, and Bruce is to be replaced by Gary Lineker/Shearer partnership?

**** me, does that mean all our problems are sorted?


Oh wait, message just through - apparently Keagan and Wise are to be appointed football directors as well. Could it get any better?

 

Of course it could get better.

Joe Royal as director of football & Ron Atkinson as manager.

 

Think this fella skunk hater, has read and believed to much garbage, and then posted it..

http://www.latestfootynews.com/steve-bruce-sacked-by-sunderland/835/

 

could be this marra

 

Jesus - I almost said Bruce In then!!!!!!!!!

 

Just read that article which is interesting - especially the bit which says that "Bruce blamed defensive mistakes when in truth Chelsea could have won by more" - and?? They didn't - which means that we defended well for the most part (well, Brown and Bardsley did!!)

 

lol, did you read the comments on that article?

"Good we were battered by Chelsea. He had to go!!!!"

Yeah mate, we lost 2-1 to chelsea, what the **** is bruce up to, should have beat them 6-0!

Just hope he was been sarcastic