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Elephants make good pets?

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  1. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Discuss
     
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  2. AH

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    You could ride them to uni/work/school

    And crush those who oppose you
     
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  3. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Portable fire appliance.
     
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    Big leeches suckling on the teat of the mother ship
     
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    Great Artuian
     
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    Flaming mother mary
     
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    All I Hear, Is Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
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    Slightly off topic, but I just opened a box of cereal from the wrong end. Last time I did this it ended up all over the floor; must remember to pick the cereal box up upside down now.
     
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    Why not just pack it away upside down and remember to not turn it over unnecessarily?
     
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    OK if they're potty trained, I'd hate to clean up after them!
     
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    A good name for a new cereal, the "Upside Down" cereal.
     
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    I have absolutely no idea what I was typing last night, I must apologise chaps.
    On top form today though, will attempt actually decent quality posts later dont you worry <ok>
     
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    What you typed last night was fine AH.

    I just hope you remember the little bet we had for £50 that I won.
     
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    It seems less disastrous now I've sobered up. <ok>
     
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    Ah...yes...well, there's a problems with that....

    Errm...

    *runs*
     
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    Wiggling your elbows?
     
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    Wiggle wiggle wiggle.

    Not a good weekend of football so far. Gutted at the minute still, Lincoln City got romped 6 nil by Rotherham last night. Shame Newcastle aren't playing to make up for it!! :(

    Then England'll most likely lose, not that I particularly care about that.
     
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