The - alleged - 50 funniest jokes of all time http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/revealed-the-50-funniest-jokes-of-all-time-1073425 <naw>
Don't believe a word you read in that rag. Number one joke of all time; Two ducks flying over Belfast. One says "quack quack". The other says. "I can't go any quacker!"