Easties

8. sevco and their fans

 

What does your fanny look like? In fact don't answer that, I think we all know what popular Italian pasta dish it resembles!

 

^^^
Fusilli bastard

 

spaghetti carbonara?

 

No, I thought you shaved/waxed, so definitely nothing with spaghetti in it!

 

did ye, aye

 

Aye ah did, am ah wrang?

 

She has a shaven clam, so am thinking along the lines of some kind of chowder.

 

What's the point of having tags if any clown can go in and delete them?

 

Are there any clowns on here here?

Hang on, scratch that, the place is polluted with clowns.

 

Or maybe those things with the cream in between two meringues

 

I'm leaning towards the waxed cheese end of the fanny comparisons.

Thinking maybe a rancid edam with a split right down the red wax.

 

Or one massive open babybel?

 

Apparently she's very fond of cream pies.

 

Aye but one that was at the bottom of yer lunchbox and your egg sandwich has leaked all over it.

 

ffs!

 

She has a **** like a bit into cheese and ham toasty.

 

Like a square sausage roll some **** has stood on.

 

arseholes