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Eastenders wid ye

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Ignoring any that were covered off in the earlier thread;


    1. Aye, I bet this big Welsh durrrty would ride you til your cock fell aff.

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    2. Aye, oh **** aye - no oil painting but I wouldn't tire of banging it

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    3. Aye, particularly when you take into account the eternal sexy continuum of breasties and crying below

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    4. Despite probably having a PHD in cock-handling, I'm a naw here - gies me the heebies.

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    5. After a few pints, aye (but I wouldnae admit it to my mates and I'd dinghy her desperate resultant booty calls)

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    So, in summary, that's aye, aye, aye, naw, four pints <ok>
     
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  2. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    or....Sonia's trumpet
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  3. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    Ugly boots the lot of them.
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    First four are definite ayes and the 5th is an aye but like you said I wouldn't tell my pals either and i sure as **** would deafy the resulting phone calls.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, naw, aye, naw, naw.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    6. Late entry just for dirtyness - **** it, aye

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    7. Milfyness and I fancied her as Makepeace as a wee boy - aye.

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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    6. Naw
    7. Aye, when she was younger.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Stapleton's a naw?

    Even when she was in Simon & the Witch?

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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    6 Aye
    7 Naw man, just naw.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Definatley a naw. <laugh>
     
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    All of them.

    Glynnis looks like she'd try to suck your balls out your japs eye the dirty bitch.
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    What has this got to do with the IRA?
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    8. Fake-ass-high-maintenance-milf - aye*


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    *Will run off with gardener minute yer back's turned
     
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    <laugh>

    Is she in Eastenders now?
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    9. Teenage Lucy Beale - oh, jings, I would make a mess of this lassie

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    10. New Lucy Beale - Aye, but I'd be fantasising about the old one

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    These are all decent kwality, but Corrie has the better class of burdage<ok>
     
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  17. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    The quality of the fanny in 'enders has obviously gone right downhill since Outhwaite left.


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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    The clincher, the 100%er, the main attraction.


    Ethel Skinner <ok>

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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, Rosie. Durty, durty, durty wee hoor. <ok>
     
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    <laugh>.

    She loved her willy as well<ok>
     
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