you will see from the relatively low number of posts I have made that I have been conservative with my opinions. It is because I am an alien from the planet Sllig and have been watching you on various forums - looking for intelligent life - so that my fellow beings may come to this world to suck it out of you. You don't have to worry - I shall call off the invasion - there isn't enough intelligence to worry about.
you see - that's what I'm on about - I knew that using the word SUCK I would attract this sort of reply -only moderately amusing ( no disrespect intended ) - now if you had said felatio I would have considered some speck of intelligence.
Bring your invasion you prick. I had dreams about anal probings from aliens on a clinically clean spaceship as a kid and I would wake with a sore arse. They told me that the world would end and every human would die horrible deaths. turns out it was my step dad raping me at night. Imagine my relief!
Bring it on bitch. I have been waiting for payback since I was abducted by aliens 10 years ago. I can never have kids because of that
Seriously, though, if an alien species evolved to have two genders present, the females might have six or seven fannies. Of course, the female genatalia could be a big grabbing beak-thing that ruptures the males' baw-type things and plunders the jizz. If they have six or seven human-like fannies, I say invade
