The independence vote was obviously rigged. Dave Cameron offered SNP a guaranteed win for Judy Murray in exchange for a no vote. You heard it here first.
"The humourless Nats have realised that Strictly is now the backbone of modern British popular culture" God help us all.
More to the point, have we had a Judy Murray 'wid ye?' thread yet? please log in to view this image It's a 'no' from this lead-swinging loafer.