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  1. John Cardew

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    Realised I never start threads on here so should probably contribute. Nothing (that I want to talk about <whistle> ) happening in the football world at the minute and OT threads always seem to go down well so let's try this.

    I tend to go in cycles with a few women on this but with I'm a Celeb on at the minute Laura Whitmore is my current tipple:
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    The blonde hair and Irish accent!:emoticon-0115-inlov

    It used to be Megan Fox before she went weird.

    So who's yours?

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    Shakira has always been a fav of mine image.jpeg
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    You've no idea what you've let yourself in for JC.

    Billy will have a field day in here.

    Girls who are too unobtainable (Hollywood Stars) don't do anything for me.

    Even though I might get mullered by some for her being from reality TV... I have a crush on this one...

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  5. John Cardew

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    Excellent choice, she's bang up there for me.
    Aye I should have barred Billy from this thread shouldn't I <laugh>

    She's tidy like but I have no idea who she is??? Prefer a blonde personally.
     
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    Couldn't go anywhere near her now that Russell Brand has had his dirty length up her.
     
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    Good point. I'm still furious about that.

    ok then, what about......

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    Your wife per chance, Vince?
    10/10 great recovery <applause>
     
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    Lucy Watson from Made In Chelsea, I dunno why, she's just got a mean streak in her that I love. Just to clarify, she's not my 'dream girl'.

    Not a fan of blondes so much.
     
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    Ah yeah definitely a decent shout. I'm a Celeb is the closest thing to reality TV I ever watch and that's only because I have no choice. Who's your "dream girl" then or are you yet to find anyone of the required standard? <laugh>
     
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    [QUOTE="John Cardew, post: 8616053, member: 1030523

    10/10 great recovery <applause>[/QUOTE]

    Thing is I couldn't find a decent picture on the internet that does her justice. Try, its quite difficult.
     
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    Emily Ratajkowski.

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    Married 41 years today
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    She isn't very photogenic, she's a good reason to watch countdown though haha.

    Great stuff.
     
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    You'd enjoy the Blurred Lines music video if you haven't already seen it mate <laugh>
     
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    Oh ive seen it. Many times.
     
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    Depends what you'd define as 'dream girl', as corny as it sounds I'd probably go along with the theme Vince is going with.

    In terms of timeless, flawless, stunning and never looked **** a day in her life, the most perfectly formed female human being of all time imo... J-Lo

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    Well of course we'd all have our better halves in a number 1, true love and all <whistle>

    I'm definitely aiming more along the lines of most flawless human being. J-Lo has never done anything for me but she does have a fantastic body.
     
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    I appreciate her body and her face is flawless, but she's far too unobtainable to be able to get a good tug on.

    As for blondes, the only one I've ever truly thought about taking up stalking for was Anna Kournikova.
     
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