Get down Delia down Your club is run by a clown Van Wolfsdinkle is sound He's helped your club to go down I want all the world to see To see we pity, poor little Norwich City I can't wait to see you here Again again again again Again again again and Delia down Down down Delia down Season tickets litter the ground You've wasted millions of pounds On a campaign to send your club down I have all the ways to see You losing to Chelsea, on Sky Sports on TV You'll be back to find your way To Portman Road and Ipswich Town Again-gain-gain-gain Delia down Down down Delia down We'll send our football team round Leave lots of bobbles on the ground Get down Get down Delia down Remember old Ipswich Town? The ones that you hung around Before you left to go down I have found you out you see Even if you beat Chelsea and Arsenal by 3 I'll keep on and say to you Again again again again Again-gain-gain-gain Delia down Down down Delia down Neil Adams' permanent frown Coming home to face Ipswich Town Get down Too soon?
Thank goodness for that I hate for you to be throwing money around on really big names if it wasn't your money..... ....Van Wolfswinkle..........big name ....**** player.........premiership wages.......
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I do love old Brian 'I'll chin you in a minute' Blessed The 'poem'? I dunno. Got to 'wolfsdinkle', realised it was written by a child, and scrolled down to the pictures.
Oh dear. This is basic stuff. You really should work on your defending. It's not a poem, it's a song. It was written by Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt, with artistic licence from yours truly. Next on Radio Not606, Neil Diamond. "Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning and the first thing that I saw"
Never heard of them. I know nothing about music. I was just embarrassed for you. Still, keep it up, you'll laugh at it at least.
Oh dear oh dear, being familiar with status quo and neil diamond isnt something to be proud of and admit to Not good for you street cred as a wise cracking binner. I will award you a special Hampy prize for banter blundering. Well done, keep digging that hole.
Would you like him to help you open that trap door for you aswell?? Though looks like you've got that one pretty much covered by yourselves
They can't even bloomin' get themselves relegated, going to have to wait for Sunderland to do their dirty work
Hope you are not wasting your BH weekend waiting to see if Norwich get relegated. Norwich may well relegated but not today. Sorry to disappoint. Maybe one of your fellow townies with nothing to do either will come along to keep you company.
Erm, nobody gets relegated until the end of the season. Even if you're mathematically ****ed. Even if you forget to check who you're playing in April and March. And yes, we're keeping tabs on you. We'll *very probably* be playing you next season. You're my wife now, Dave.
Well we are ****ed that's for sure, but we enter the Championship as THE most cash rich club. In the last four years we have experienced two promotions and two mid table performances in arguably the greatest league in the world. So what have you Town fans experienced in the last TEN years ? Absolutely **** all but (as per Warky's signature) mid table obscurity with nothing to excite but a brief flirtation with possible relegation last year. Enjoy the piss taking, I know I would if the shoe were on the other foot, but believe me there is such a massive gulf between the first and second tiers of English football that we'll whip your asses boys next term. OTBC ...CTI ...
