Double Wid Ye

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...enager-puts-her-virginity-up-for-auction.html

****in desperate spending that amount of cash to ger yer Nat King!

 

To be fair, I've probably spent about $35,000 on gas cookers in the last 5 years, but I wouldn't spend it on just one, well certainly not one that looked like that, ****ing wee munter. Ah still wid though.

 

Where do you bid?

 

That's what I was thinking... if ye had the cash, ye'd hire a stunner model type but one of them got £500k for a ride

 

Whatever happened to good old fashioned rape? I despair of this world, I really do.

 

****ing mental, in Jimmyz nightclub in Monaco, you can get one for 3 grand and she would be better than any ****ing supermodel and certainly better than paying 35 grand for the likes of that. Some people are just ****ing daft. Anyway losers, I'm off out on a date, her boyfriend went back to Paris yesterday and are systems are go, hopefully! No Gambol, it isn't the Finnish bird, it is an English bird and no you aren't getting any bastard pics, until I have at least pumped her a few times!

 

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Touchy ****.

 

I think he plans on doing that

 

And I am not jealous at all in the least at all in the least. At all. In the least. At all. Nope.

 

Jealous of someone who has to pay for sex? I don't see what's the fuss about that.

Then again, he has got an exceptionally small narrow willy.

 

Dinny you diss the monica

 

It's Gerry. And wit you gonny dae, eh?

 

I won't use the gentle cosh on ye for starters.