1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Don't You Hate It..................

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    7,355
    Likes Received:
    7
    When a woman has a cracking pair of legs or a great set of boobs but a face like a well slapped arse.

    Or when a woman looks good from behind but then turns round and looks as though she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


    PS I am bored at work as I have everything I need to do finished.
     
    #1
    Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011
  2. Prime Minister Cameron

    Prime Minister Cameron New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2011
    Messages:
    1,360
    Likes Received:
    0
    Yes. 3 needs for a good lady in order:

    Face
    Boobs
    Arse
     
    #2
    Prime Minister Cameron, Aug 5, 2011
  3. The Dandy Highwayman

    The Dandy Highwayman Member

    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    389
    Likes Received:
    1
    I understand she would be called a BOBFOC.
     
    #3
    The Dandy Highwayman, Aug 5, 2011
  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    7,355
    Likes Received:
    7
    Or a butter face - every thing looks good but her face
     
    #4
    Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011
  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    somewhat unsurprisingly, this doesnt bother me.
     
    #5
    jenthesaint1990, Aug 5, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,541
    Likes Received:
    2,320
    It's a bit like when you shag a random comatose bird and when you finish you realise you didn't put a jonny on <doh>
     
    #6
    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 5, 2011
  7. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    7,355
    Likes Received:
    7
    <yikes> That is where you run as fast as you can and don't look back
     
    #7
    Sam Axe, Aug 5, 2011
  8. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    3,276
    Likes Received:
    7
    We've all been there, Jip...
     
    #8
    jerseymackem, Aug 5, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,541
    Likes Received:
    2,320
    Then they kick off majorly when they find out they've got HIV. Well, if you're going to leave your drink unattended love, you're asking for trouble.
     
    #9
    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 5, 2011
  10. Bollocks

    Bollocks Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    509
    Likes Received:
    0
    You're like me. Shag anything after a few beers.
     
    #10
    Bollocks, Aug 5, 2011

  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    18,043
    Likes Received:
    1,423
    I know a bloke who got accused of spreading piles <laugh> the bird texted him ''you bastard you could have told me you were infected'' his reply '' what the **** are you on about'' her text ''you gave me piles you ****'' I pissed myself laughing when he showed me the messages and she wasn't even blonde <doh>
     
    #11
    Hash., Aug 5, 2011
  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    exactly <ok>
     
    #12
    jenthesaint1990, Aug 5, 2011
  13. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    3,882
    Likes Received:
    1,007
    Or she may have Ed Zachery disease.
     
    #13
    Bullet tooth Tony, Aug 5, 2011
  14. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    26,837
    Likes Received:
    39,468
    Every hole a goal<ok>


    not a blokes though:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
    #14
    OLOF, Aug 5, 2011
  15. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    15,002
    Likes Received:
    137
    I'm weird when it comes to women. I prefer a pretty girl, with a nice smile and a good sense of humour to a hot one.
     
    #15
    Kyle?, Aug 6, 2011

Share This Page