When a woman has a cracking pair of legs or a great set of boobs but a face like a well slapped arse. Or when a woman looks good from behind but then turns round and looks as though she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. PS I am bored at work as I have everything I need to do finished.
It's a bit like when you shag a random comatose bird and when you finish you realise you didn't put a jonny on
Then they kick off majorly when they find out they've got HIV. Well, if you're going to leave your drink unattended love, you're asking for trouble.
I know a bloke who got accused of spreading piles the bird texted him ''you bastard you could have told me you were infected'' his reply '' what the **** are you on about'' her text ''you gave me piles you ****'' I pissed myself laughing when he showed me the messages and she wasn't even blonde
I'm weird when it comes to women. I prefer a pretty girl, with a nice smile and a good sense of humour to a hot one.