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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Platinumzone, Feb 1, 2011.

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  1. Platinumzone

    Platinumzone Member

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    My girlfriend is at john moores university and on accassions gets to play with the liverpool squads limbs for her sports biology course! (Non sexuall i hope :emoticon-0107-sweat )

    Lets think up some idears we can get her todo when shes playing with carrolls body parts....Im thinkiing....

    Inject super glue into his knees?
    Inject radioactive material and make him grow an extra nose?
    Inject a banned substance to get him banned?
    Amputate his left foot?

    My idears are pretty crappy so please add more...Just for fun! though i told her when she goes to see carroll she should wear a nufc top to remind him where he came from :)
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Give him female hormones
     
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  3. Rumsfeld

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    Cut his dick off
     
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  4. KingoStarr

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    Dress Cheik Tiote up as your girlfriend and the rest will be history
     
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  5. ToonSi

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    He already inserts banned substances up his nose, hopefully it wont be long til he goes the way of Mutu.
     
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  6. KingoStarr

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    He drinks peroni, i think that should be a banned substance
     
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  7. Son of a pitch

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    What dick?
     
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    The one on his head
     
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  9. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    He already has the bitches wig!
     
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