Dog owners seem to be either: 1- reasonable and pick up after their pets whilst out and about and then put the bag in a bin (poo bins are everywhere) 2- semi reasonable and pick up after their pooch..... but then hang the bag on a branch for the **** fairy to collect 3- completely unreasonable and leave **** on the floor cos they cannot be arsed It frustrates me cos when I go out on the Derwent Walk it's like pac man with dog turds and I try to dodge them and end up invariably with my shoes caked in the stuff. The solution to dog fouling is simple... DNA test a dog at birth and get wardens to sample the turds out and about and issue spot fines where necessary. The only saving grace this time of year is that the dog turds are frozen so the worse that will happen is you will have a kick around with a frozen log.
I have 4 dogs and dog owners who refuse to pick up piss me off something rotten - If I am walking the dogs a(normally have my 6 year old daughter with me as she enjoys taking them for a walk) and I come across some **** that isn't even mine, I will pick it up and bin it. I once followed someone home with their dogs' **** in a bag and placed the **** (out of the bag) on their doorstep which they stood in when they came out of the house. Took great pleasure in that one!
Come to Indonesia - hardly any dogs here and consequently very little dogshit. We do have some bloody big rats though.
I don't have a dog but I like the cut of one's jib mate Leaving it hanging on a tree is as bad as number three. Just because its not on the floor and highly visible does not make it ok. I go walking down the local woods with my little one a lot. These **** baubles are everywhere.
It's pure laziness on the part of the owner... or they are trying to wind up the walkers. The other day I honestly saw what looked like a carrier bag full of **** (maybe horse ****) hanging off a branch about 10 feet up. I mean 10 ****ing feet! A giant must have taken his giant dog out for a walk and put his giant **** in a giant bag then hung it high. There's me thinking giants were no more as the last one was shot through they eye in Winterfell by that bastard Ramsay Bolton.
Feed the dog on Heinz Alphabetti then train it to spell sh!t on each dump. The braille technique could then be employed to work out whether the steaming mound is sh!te or mud.
Cats ****ting in my garden piss me off more. I do get annoyed at dog **** on the pavement, on the field etc and the owners should be fined. A cat ****ting in my garden is even more frustrating though, if I wanted a cat I'd get one. Have to scan the garden before the kids go out to play. Still I'm getting a dog in just over a week so hopefully that will sort the cat problem
You are aware there's **** everywhere ? Bird ****, worm ****, rat **** etc etc etc If you spend your time focussing on cat **** I'm going to predict you struggle with everyone you know dieing one by one
Catch them red handed ? Listen mate I think I'd rather taxes be spent on more pressing issues to be honest
Have a "Three ****es and you are out" system. Owner of any dog caught not cleaning up 3 times has their right to a dog licence revoked for 10years and their dog sent to Korea.
If you get a few tea bags then douse them in Olbas Oil then drop em in your borders the cats stay away. They have hyper sensitive noses and hate strong smells.
