Do you wear Chino's

Yes?

Have you considered suicide?

 

No and no.

Ya prick.

 

Good.

Ya Gamp.

 

I thought a gamp was an umbrella. No ?

 

Tinas impenetrable dunghole.

 

Is that a guess or is there some basis to it.

 

I don't know what a gamp is and can't be arsed Googlin' coz am lazy.

You've an unhealthy interest in me.

Why, dear God, why?!?!?

 

Is wearing chino's not a way of showing you're a ****?

 

I quite like seeing a man in those skinny chinos.

Does that make me a ****?

 

Tina's *****-magnet.

 

lolzy x

 

Nah, it just makes you a ****ing weirdo

 

I'd rather gut my scrotum with a fish-knife than wear those abominations.

 

Seriously though.........when did looking like you had just **** yourself become fashion.

 

What the **** are you gibbering on about now?

 

Chinos make it look like people are wearing nappies or have **** themselves.

Do keep up sweetcheeks.

 

No they don't. Maybe the people you've seen looking like they've shat themselves maybe actually have shat themselves. Did that ever cross your mind?

**** sake, do I have to do all the thinking?

 

Nah. I was just wondering what revelations MD would come up with. I'm too old for unhealthy interests.

 

it's not the first time I've seen you take an interest in what others say about me.

Spill the beanz...

N how old are we talking?