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Do Dogs have brains?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Oct 11, 2013.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;08RFTI9QR20]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08RFTI9QR20[/video]

    If they did have brains would they not be able to talk?

    If they are not one of gods animals, where did they come from? Another planet perhaps?

    How ****in thick is this bird?

    Or is it all just a stupid act to get attention?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Medro v Dog

    Who would score highest in an IQ test?
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    blah blah blah.

    Look at my massive tits.

    blah blah blah.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    boobs
     
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  5. Null

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    What kind of bees can you milk?

    Boobees!
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Although dogs don't talk as such they do communicate in a similar fashion to humans . They use different tones and inflection to denote different meanings .

    Some of the more intelligent breeds, German shepherds for example have the same understanding of words equivalent to that of a four year old child or a twenty five year old Scouser . :biggrin:
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What kind of bees carry Aids .

    Hibees
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Dogs rule:

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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thick as ****, but has great tits.
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Turns out that dogs have a lot in common with scousers

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  11. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    All living things have brains numbnuts, even things like crustacea and pond creatures such as yourself
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    this is easy for Scottish inbreds, all they have to do is throw a stick for thier mother,if she fetches then obviously dogs have brains
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    With those jugs, I don't think she needs to put on an act to attract attention.
     
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  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Well she does want to show them off. Come off with some stupid ****in video of her saying something daft, it goes viral and she gets a lot more attention.

    I liked the way she stopped to look up and say "thank you Jesus"

    That's Toby's ****ty theory blown out of the water
     
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  15. gas

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    I think you're barking up the wrong tree <wah>

    Ah wid
     
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  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    There's two things a man looks for in a woman:

    1) Looks
    and/or
    2) Intelligence

    Imagine being this poor cow...
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Bollocks .

    Is she easy and does she swallow .

    Or in Gambols case will she struggle much and is she draggable in wooded areas .
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He keeps them in his wardrobe.

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  19. Erik

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    Aye, if you're looking for a walking, talking **** flannel to spaff yer load on on a night out

    You wouldn't want her to mother your bairns though, would you

    <laugh>

    <gambolwaynegacy>
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Onlly till he gets bored with them then he transports them to places like Forth and plants them between the trees .
     
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