came in to work today to see one of the burds scrubbing the doorstep to the office. I asked her what she was doing that for? apparently someone shat on the doorstep last night and the boss mad her clean it up.
that's when you know you really are the bottom of the pile in the office. Why would someone **** on your doorstep though? aren't you some sort of engineering company? Didn't think they pissed a lot of people off
im just glad i havent been here long enough to get found as the lazy bastard i am out or else it would probably be me scrubbing the step just now. **** knows who did it but its falkirk so they probably didnt need a reason.
Skinny **** in the office reckons she has a **** only once every five days. Skinny **** doesn't eat white bread as it has no nutritional value. Skinny **** would pass up a bacon sarnie with broon sauce because she's a vegetarian as well. Skinny **** reckons she's sexy but I'd rather **** my wife of nineteen years (saying something).
