Dining Out

Never had a go on a pair of fake cans.

Yet.

 

It's like a motor though. Better brand new than second hand and some other **** has ripped the arse aff it.

 

Only had a go on two sets. The ex-wife whose I thought were good, until I met another burd whose were ****in amazing. Ye widny have a clue they were fake unless she telt ye. The sugeon who did them deserves a Nobel Prize or summat.

 

couldn't you have claimed them back as part of the divorce settlement ?

 

Tried that. Also tried to claim access rights. That was refused also.

 

Pity, it could've set a legal precedent to be quoted for years to come " ah, yes, m`lud, may I refer you to the case of Gambol versus the Tay-Tays...."

 

...I woulda been a hero among men



...but never gotten near a wummin again in ma puff