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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 9, 2014.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Are great after a midweek swally when you have work the next day.

    Nullifies the hangover and everyone in work are lovely.

    Discuss.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 9, 2014
  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I prefer heroin.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nembutol numbs it all,
    But I prefer alcohol...
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I don't get hangovers because I don't drink to any great extent. I had a glass of Port last night before I hit the hay and I slept like a log (woke up on the fire).
     
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  5. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    These puns are really starting to grate Dev.
     
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    Moses, Apr 9, 2014
  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Scuttle the puns ya dicks.

    <PureIronySoThatIs> <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 9, 2014
  7. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Don't you coal me a dick ya dick
     
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    Moses, Apr 9, 2014
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Shut it or Ah'll batter yer maw and cinder tae ra hoaspital.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 9, 2014
  9. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Dinnae threaten ma mammy ya wee ***got.
     
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    Moses, Apr 9, 2014
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I wish you would all die.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 9, 2014

  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Im now on pain killers specifically for nerve pains.

    Thats a year now ffs.

    The pain is getting unbearable. Whole left hand side is ****ed. Oh well, musn't grumble.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 9, 2014
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Good.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 9, 2014
  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    At least im not a **** though.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 9, 2014
  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
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    Let's get this thread stoked up.
     
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    gas, Apr 9, 2014
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's a shame. Plenty of single men out there would be willing to let you pump them. Certainly no happening wi' the ladies is it ER?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 9, 2014
  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
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    He hasn't had an erection for 20 years poor old ****. They haven't made a Viagra pill strong enough.
     
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    gas, Apr 9, 2014
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye but he's got a napper like a block of concrete since he started on the Viagra what with him being a massive dickhead and all...
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 9, 2014
  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What would you know about ladies, homo?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 9, 2014
  19. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Look on the bright side, at least your too feeble and impotent to have any need of ****ing.
     
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    Shameless, Apr 9, 2014
  20. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Get your flaps out honey.

    They aren't just for pissing out of dearie.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 9, 2014
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