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Derby solve identity crisis

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Eireleeds1, Jan 3, 2020.

  1. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Poor derby have suffered first half of season. Prior to this they were known as frank lampards Derby. All was well till he jumped ship and they became little Derby again dropping into obscurity. They’ve been saved though. After their game tonight they have been rebranded as Wayne Rooneys derby by sky. All is well again with pundits pointing out they are a mere seven points from playoffs. 10k empty seats under last regime have been successfully filled again. Mainly by elderly ladies hence complete lack of atmosphere similar to a nursing home
     
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    Would be funny if they get relegated with wayne rooney in the team he is a fat little pompus prick , and if derby got relegated you would not see rooney sticking with them in league 1
     
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    Good to see Coleen enjoying the hospitality at Derby, on sky last night. Was she drinking from the bottle ?
     
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    She is a typical scouse slapper, been and had elocution lessons but you can still pick up on that horrible scouse twang. Looney is going to suffer on the pitch but he has the road race piss heads to go out with on a night, so all good as far as I am concerned.
     
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    davy Well-Known Member

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    Blue Rinse Derby has a ring to it ok. <laugh>
     
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  6. sniffer1

    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    what a t.rt
     
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