Don't think too much Fingers. You are better off sticking to being a simple minded yokel from South Lanarkshire. I never stop thinking and look at the state it got me into years ago.
I'm actually thinking of buggering off and having a pint at the Holburn Bar where you can sit outside. In fact that is exactly what I am going to do. **** me, just farted and the stench is awful, Cornish Pasty must bring it on.
Would an expert archer from the battle of hastings win gold at the brazil olympics 2016? A very good question my brethren
After 20 years of working for Royal Mail, I often felt like topping myself. Although in truth, murder always held more appeal than suicide.
I never got beyond the planning stage with that. But we used to run a book on who might be first to bring a couple of hand grenades and an Uzi in to work.
I'm on anti anxiety pills ****ing anxiety caused by bloody drugs. Don't do drugs kids. Alcohol is the worst thing to do. Gives you good highs but its a depressant. So drink alcohol but don't go over board.
