JED has said today he is hoping to get a young Premiership striker on a season loan. What with Scallywag being mates with Alan Pardew, I wonder if part of a secret deal to acquire the services of young Bradley, Pards has offered to loan Keshi Anderson to us as he makes his comeback from injury. Pure speculation of course!
I've heard it on good authority that it will be Vardy, Leicester are unhappy that he didn't score 30 goals and want rid.
Well Grumps, I was coming out of my opticians in Ayia Napa yesterday and I am sure I saw Scallywag & Pards eating Mr Whippys on the top deck of the Big Red Tour Bus. No smoke without hamburgers!
Peggy, Cyprus is famous for reasonably priced perscription spectacles produced very quickly for holiday makers.( And Keo Beer of course!) However, I think later I may have spotted the dastardly duo dressed as pirates on the Black Pearl frightning the kids and grannies.
