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Dear JPF...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 11, 2015.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    ....mafia game you lazy bastard.

    Will sticky this till you pull your lesbian finger out.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 11, 2015
  2. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    The Liverpool board are starting one very shortly....whilst JPF lies on his back somewhere in Pennywell
     
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    Heed, Mar 11, 2015
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Aye, his 'night work' leaves him flat out apparently....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 11, 2015
  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Is that one his sixth finger?
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 11, 2015
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I dont know what this Mafia game is but if its one that Trev doesnt automatically win then I am up for it. Pull your finger out JPF - you know where its been.
     
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    JakartaToon, Mar 12, 2015
  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    I. as part of the B I team :police:, was on the way to winning but we lost on a technicality. Damn JPF and the small print of his Rules.:emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Mar 12, 2015

  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    A technicality and the cunningly
    devious skills of the KGB team.

    Whoever they were. :bandit::bandit:
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 12, 2015
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ...and a gullible sheep!
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 12, 2015
  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I've jumped ship (or was it sheep?) and signed up for the Scouser's game. I reckon we should all head over there en masse and get in some practice while JPF decides when he is going to run the new game..

    http://www.not606.com/threads/mafia-5-sign-up-sheet-target-date-23rd-march.293784/
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Mar 13, 2015
  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Will the Scousers charge us £52 to play like our away fans?
    The dippers really took the piss with that ticket price.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Mar 13, 2015
  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Am I allowed to let go of your balls now Trev?
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 17, 2015
  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Surely you should know, Dr Dwarf. You are a doctor aren't you? You said you were.:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Mar 17, 2015
  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Welllll what I actually said is that I'm a GP. A Geordie pervert. As sinful Geordie dwarf pervert, at that.
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 18, 2015
  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think Sinfuls avatar looks like the dwarf version of Jack Black in Tropic Thunder

    One of the girls at work has commented I look like Leonardo Di Caprio in The Wolf of Wall Street with my dashing new haircut and beard. Needless to say I am in full agreement (despite him being clean shaven in the movie leading to thoughts she has mixed this up) and will be changing my username and avatar accordingly. I have also texted my missus with the question:

    Why don't you look like this?

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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 18, 2015
  17. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Personally, that sounded like a really poor ploy to try and say you think you look like Leonardo Di Caprio when everyone knows you look more like Leonardo the Mutant Turtle.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Mar 18, 2015
  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    jealousy is an ugly trait trev :emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 18, 2015
  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Think she must have mistaken you for this one:
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    JakartaToon, Mar 19, 2015
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Very sad indeed. He tried. He failed.

    He is one butt-ugly mo-fo.

    Having a 13inch cock doesn't necessarily make you attractive to everyone.
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 19, 2015
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