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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Them taigs are beeling.

    Meanwhile, I'd like to register my disgust at our glorious leader, Sir Pasty of Formakin, being potrayed as of almost normal girth during a warm up segment on last night's telecast.

    I demand immediate action be taken on this as well as the disgraceful comments of Pat Nevin regarding our songsheet.

    As recompense, I expect nothing short of a full printed and televisual apology and re-runs of A Question of Sport editing out any bits Sir Pasty got anything wrong.

    Yours in beelingness (although not as beeling as a taig, obviously)

    Fatcunt McSpastic
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Very poor effort. I expected better.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I did it slightly on the hoof and it is, at best, half-arsed.

    I think the effect I'm looking for is simply to keep this next to Medro's "beel" thread <naesmileys>
    <jimcrowsmileys>
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Eh...bump
     
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  6. Medro

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    Always amusing when a "I'm not beelin" joke thread, dies in the water.

    See what I did there.
     
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  7. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    yes - you did the beelbot :)

    yours

    harry

    x
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Bump

    telly.com is blocked on my work or I'd post the offending item here <laugh>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Dear BBC,


    Why, oh why, oh, why, why.......................................

    Yours sincerely

    Disgusted ex Greengrocer
    Chiddingsford
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    All these beel and counter beel threads are keeping me afff ma work <grr>
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    A Mad Men dalek <laugh>

    Beel factor a billion <throughtheroof>
     
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    Sounds like your beelin'?
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Av got **** loads of work today and am gettin **** all done, so aye <grr>
     
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    Pyoooor beelin.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Gambol's intray beel <laugh>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I've just been reading some of the brilliance on Twitter about this complaint and an STV journalist I follow was arguing with Andrew Dickson (Rangers propoganda minister) about the segment in question and, basically, wiping the floor with him and the outright weirdos getting involved in it.

    He let a little something out of the bag.

    Guess who the original complainant is?

    It's everybody's favourite cheeky chapster bawhum himself

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    Don't beel
    Keep it real, Sallistair.
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Jellied Beels. <ok>
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You 2 are clearly raging about the attendance at last nights game.
     
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