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Dead Hamster

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv won't let me flush it. I have to Google what to do with a dead Hamster.

    Over to you deviants.

    Let's get creative.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 8, 2019
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  3. brb

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    BBQ it, then mix it in with pomodori and serve on pane al aglio <ok>
     
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    brb, Sep 8, 2019
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  4. Sucky

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    Eat it.

    Gotta be better than dry beans mate
     
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    Sucky, Sep 8, 2019
  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Oh its gino ****ing dicampo again.

    Christ
     
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    Sucky, Sep 8, 2019
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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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    Elton, not my fault you are stooopid and only understand Liverpudlian <ok>
     
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    brb, Sep 8, 2019
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    find a hungry cat.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    English muthafucka, do you speak it?
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 8, 2019
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    BBQ is actually the fave so far. :grin:

    Not to eat like but I may have to burn it.
     
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  10. brb

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    Jeez thick ****ts, bbq rat in tomatoes and then served on garlic bread <ok>
     
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    brb, Sep 8, 2019
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Just put in the rubbish bag and let binmen take away - tell the Mrs you did something nicer
     
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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Lob it over the fence into next door.

    It’s what he would have wanted.

    Amen.
     
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    Tobes, Sep 8, 2019
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sell it to Skiddy for dinner.
     
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    Libby, Sep 8, 2019
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Just put in with garden waste or food waste by mistake.

    Simple.
     
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    Chief, Sep 8, 2019
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Sell it to Piskie...he'll make a nice hat out of it
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 8, 2019
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Talking of which, was having a nice brew this morning looking out of my back patio windows and a rat casually walked across my lawn and into my woodshed.

    No way are those ****s setting up home there for the winter, bastards.
     
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    Chief, Sep 8, 2019
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Skin it and make a glove for a one handed baby.
     
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    Big Ern, Sep 8, 2019
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  18. luvgonzo

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    Mrs luv is watching so can't bin it on the sly. Looks like it's going to be a viking style send off for the rodent, pictures may follow.
     
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