David Thorne not606 challenge

we should all write emails to companies and see who gets the funniest replies. what you think? a was givin willy hills pelters earlier. they dont ever crack up tho.

 

Genius idea Nev.

I'm going to do it to Amazon, I spend a ridiculous amount on there so I presume they'll be nice to me no matter what. I just ordered a coffee maker off them, will think of something stupid to email them about it.

 

am goin back for willy hills

 

"Dear Nick Clegg,

I see from the recent opinion polls that you are now down to seven per cent. I think the main reason for this is your association with the nasty Tories and that evil David Cameroon in particular.

I was wondering therefore whether you would be interested in forming an alternative coalition with a new party: The Campaigning Party to Free Monkeys and Other Primates from Zoos and Circuses With the Exception of Gibbons?

Although we are a young party we already have over 20,000 members and will be standing candidates in all future general elections.

I think this would be a wonderful opportunity for you to reclaim the centre ground and see you back as a political party that people like rather than despise. Like in the days when that drunk bloke was in charge.

Please let me know if this would be possible?"


I look forward to their reply.

 

just sent this to willy hills. gony try send them on a wild goose chase

 

Every time I see the word "Gibbon" it reminds me of the time me and some mates drove to the "Grassic Gibbons Centre" so we could feed ecstasy to monkeys........it was only when we arrived there we realised that "Grassic Gibbons" was the Aberdonian author "Lewis Grassic Gibbons" who wrote "Sunset Song"

That's not a joke, we actually did that on the way back from seeing the Gza at the Tunnels. One of my mates saw a kids playpark on the drive up the road to the place and went "That must be what the Gibbons play on".......What a bunch of fannies

 

that was quick and disapointing

hopefully they will reply properly later

 

Nelly

 

Email back asking "Have you ever packed your trunk and went "Trump Trumpity Trump"?!"

 

Bet Nelly will be chuffed getting that email. I know I would.

 

i tried it with rowantrees but didn't get anything funny back. i tried all sorts to get them to bite. they assume you are a genuine nutter and are nice to you no matter what you say.

 

my wee brothers ex's last name was gibbon. i think he chucked her cos he couldnt stand me ripping the pish out of him for shagging monkeys.

 

You poked them with an email style stick a few times Dougie. No doubt you're on some kind of gummy sweets watchlist for weirdos.

 

there are more greens n a packet now. it seems the government conspiracy against the mighty green fruitgum is over.

 

You can't get Fruit Gums on this platform but you can get Maynards "Sours"

Still not as good as Fruit Gums though. I might bring it up at the next welfare meeting. Kick up a fuss because you can get a giant bar Turkish Delight but not Fruit Gums. Who the **** would buy a giant bar of Turkish Delight? The stuff is ****ing rank.

 

i just lost 400 quid on blackjack. thats 1100 down in 2 days. i feel actually sick. i could be sick if i wanted to

i had multi hand

2 sets of 20 she pulls 21 oot her arse. i could cry for real here

 

**** sake Nev, that's a bit excessive. The boy on this platform has split-up from his wife because he lost £12k on video roulette in one day.

 

make that 600. am close to tears here man. this is ****in ****e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!