David Craig....

Moved from Sunderland to our training ground. The fat little bastard knows something, would he be there just for Simpson going or does he know about a certain bigger outgoing? Call me paranoid but I hate the little tampon and he has always been a harbinger of ill news on transfer fronts

 

I hope we're not stupid enough to let anyone big go, but I doubt anyone will. No one is currently beasting it in this league. The only one was Ba, and he's gone.

 

It will be Simmo or Ranger or Willo (hopeful stare into the distance)

 

So Ashley and Llambias arrive at the training ground via helicopter.

What the ****'s going on? I'm both excited and scared.

 

Jesus, by helicopter?? Those guys are brave, in all this wind!! What was the name of that Chelski chairman whose copter crashed?? (hopeful stare into the distance).

 

Craig just spoke to Dekka - no one else is coming and the 'crown jewels' are 'absolutely safe'.

 

That little interview means very little to me. No way would they want to give anything away. If they say "yeah we're hoping on getting a couple of players", or "yeah a couple might be leaving" all hell would break loose. I don't see why Mike needs to fly in on deadline day to "welcome the new recruits".


Something suspicious is going on. I sense it.

 

We shouldn't want the likes of Willo away. Willo isn't on big wages, and he's isn't ****, he's just not what we'd want for a first choice CB.

He can do a job when asked, and has been dropped whenever Saylor has come back fit and never complained, despite putting in good performances.

He's a good squad player.

Ranger, however, should be sold at the first opportunity.

 

Hopefully they are going to take Ranger for a ride in the Copter?? If you know what i mean!! The North Sea is VERY DEEP im told!!! (stare hopefully into the distance)!!

 

Maybe they can just drop him off at Dogger Bank along with Stan Collimore


oh! by the way David Craig is a pleb

 

I think they've flown in, have cracked open a few beers and are having a massive fcking laugh at all the rumour and tension they create just by being there.

 

Sorry Tash but Willo is total camel ****

 

Tash is going to a mental hospital for an interview... Are we sure it isn't as a potential patient

Just joking Tash, I'm sure you love Willo for some logical reason we're all overlooking

 

I think one of the factors of us finally winning is Saylor takign the place of the one weak link on the team. Granted, some matches Willo did look Ok, but overall it makes a big difference when your centre back isn't a liability , and on the other hand your centre back instils confidence in the rest of the team.

 

Maybe someone coming in???

 

Is it very hard to type with your fingers crossed?

 

More likely that leaving, I think. MA wants the team to stay up - - he won't risk that by letting anyone important leave. He wouldn't fly up for the likes of a Simmo or Ranger deal.

I expect that they are going to have a cheeky bid at getting soemone in - - if it comes off, great. If not, they just flew up to say hello.

 

There is still a lot of talk about us trying to get Siem De Jong! Can't see it in a million years myself but would love it to happen.