David Cameron

****er!

 

Ironic how the biggest ****er in the UK want's to block online porn.

 

I like David Cameron.

He is intelligent, compassionate and easy to deal with.

We'll be lost without him if Fatty Arbuckle gets in.

 

On-line porn is a disease that needs to be eradicated.

Otherwise the place will be full of (soon to be deceased) STD's.

 

I don't watch it but ffs it's like a nanny state now.

Nae smoking in pubs

Nae drinkin on the streets

Nae porn

Wit's next, ****face

 

Hopefully banning fat women from wearing skin tight shorts.

 

No boots to be seen in public.

 

This

Like a sausage that's burst through the casing. <boak>

 

Pet hate of mine, plus the old fake tan.

IT DOESN'T LOOK NATURAL YOU ****ING EEJTIS

and they pencilled on eyebrows

 

Nice of the government to force us into how they want us to live.

Take every ****s money, now they take away the only good thing about staying in at night

 

• tina's anal rosary beads,
• tina's crucifix sex toy

 

So just how are these filters to be implemented I wonder? This should be good for a laff to see what half arsed way they go about it.

 

With the increase in child porn I think the government are doing the right thing.

Well done David.

 

Imagine the conversation with the Mrs...

"Eh, am just phoning Sky"

"Why"

"Eh, there's some filters that need turned off"

"What filters?"

"Eh, they just stops online videos playing"

"what videos you watch online"

"eh...special interest"

 

.

 

I'd like to clarify something;

I've only ever peed blood once

 

I just checked, mine still works.

 

Your penis?

Don't talk ****e son...