Today, on my mid-afternoon wanders, I saw Danny Kedwell outside Priestfield, wearing a Gills shirt! He got out of a car, closely followed by Paul Scally, Ian Hendon, Tommy T TrueBlue and Steve Butler. They all went into the Priestfield offices, and 10 minutes later I could hear laughter, and the popping of Champagne bottles. I started to walk home, only to see Kedders himself stick his head out the window and shout "I'm a Gills player! Spread the word!!!" Anyway, so I reckon we've definitely got him now.
yep i can confirm this. i just walked passed the stadium and Kedders leaned out of the window and shouted out to me. He said 'can you please go to local chippy and get 3 large meat and chips.....with salad he stressed!!, as we are all pretty pished up here with all the excitement of me returning home'. i told him to f off!!!!
Ol Kedders is causing a bit of a ruccus on the streets of Gillingham. he is waving his chippy fork menacingly at passers by, shouting 'wheres f*****g Bliss'!!!!!!!! he is way to drunk
rumours has it both Scally and Kedders have knicked a ****ty old pink Ford Ka, and are driving recklessley around the town in it. They are playing some ****ty r'n'b really loudly through the car. no one new who it was and ive since been advised its some geezer called Trey Songz (never heard of him). Kedders is throwing kebab meat at the public. disgusting behaviour.
great so our chairmen and new signing are gonna be locked up just in time for the start of preseason. think i'll wait for the website confirmation!!
This all explainable. Kedwell got his promotion bonus from afcW and decided to go down to Priestfield and buy his Dad a season ticket for the Gills. Scally was so surprised to sell a ticket that he broke off his negotiations to sign Chris Dickson as player/groundsman and opened a bottle of plonk that he got at dutyfree. They all got a bit pi55ed and one thing led to another. Hence all the shouting. Apparently Kedwell does not know what he has signed. He thought it was a season ticket direct debit but Scally has signed him up to a penthouse suite at the rainham End. They did have a bit of a light hearted chat about Kedwell playing for Gills but the guy says he could not stand the thought of having to play Championship Manager with Hoadie every time ho goes round to his Dad's. Hessy is fed up they did not share any of the booze with him and Scally kept calling him Dimson.
Yeah, I know some people may not find this version to be completely believable but all my fiction is based on truth. People may not have expected Chris Dickson to be on the shopping list but he has become an capable goalkeeper in Nicosia and with all that time on his hands he has studied horticulture so he will make an excellent groundsman. Remenber he knows Priestfield and he has taken up more space on 606 over the years than any other subject. His location for the next few weeks (mid way between Gillingham and Dubai) will enable him to act as messenger boy for Scally in case anyone else buys a season ticket and he will be well placed for handling currency if brb needs to have some discussions with referees before he starts the prediction league. Hoadie has already worked out next season's scores on Football Manager so it wont be a fair and open competition like last season when it was skill that determined the league positions.
