Dancing

Do you like dancing? I'm not a big fan unless i'm aff ma nut on drugs, but if I do dance, I imagine I look like some the movers and shakers in the video below.

[video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f4c_1391455498[/video]

 

Take me dancing naked in the rain.

 

Sounds good, but I can only perform with drugs.

 

Used to love boogy woogying at the disco.

 

I dance like the guy in the funky 1950s style shirt!

 

Judging by your avatar would you not be a fan of this?

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Did a fair bit of pogoing in my youth and the odd bit of incredibly self conscious shuffling to northern soul tracks - now I just stand about slagging off everyone else as though I was once Fred Astaire.......

 

Basically what I do.

 

How pissed would you have to be to cop a feel of that Russian bird's thruppenies?

 

Like soggy spaniel ears.

Love 'em

 

Was a good mover in my day but now I'm like the uncle at a wedding trying to relive my glory days

 

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^^^^ Pud

 

I only dance when am alone in the house/office or in public if am drunk. In fact me dancing is the yardstick people who know me use to know when am pissed.

I also dance before and after showering while singing "shower time" to the hammer time song.

Do doo, doo do doo do, do doo do, do do, shower time!

You'll all be doing it now.

 

I thought the yardstick was you being awake.

 

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I only like finger dancing.On long drives I like to steer with my knees while making alternate vertical movements with both index fingers.It works best to some 80's Discovational ****.No doubt it is against some arcane 14th century health and safety law designed to prevent serfs from swerving their oxen off the furrow and demolishing someone's hovel.

 

I have incredible rhythm and some kick-ass moves.

 

I thought it was a bloke with man boobs

 

Russia looks great.

I used to mosh in the moshpit, now I just watch and drink.