The bloke living over the road is a stoke supporter Every time he see,s me lately he sings the dads army theme to me Other than reminding him about last seasons double(which admitidly i did a lot) When are we going to sign up a few young fellas? What is the average age of our squad?
I'm with you there Kiwi. I hope there's a couple of lads in their late teens/early twenties lined up.
Yes we need younger players for sure. But I'm confident our first team will have the right balance. What would a stoke fan know about football?? They don't even play it.
The fact that he's a Stoke fan automatically dis-credits him from having any input into any conversation even vaguely regarding football....and the fact that he admits it means he needs shooting. Please do the honourable thing and put him out of his misery Thanks
in defence of the stoke fan we live in a place called stokes valley just outside wellington when it came to choosing a team to follow, instead of like all the other glory hunters choosing the usual suspects he chose stoke because of the name..and stuck with them incidentally there was a very good thread on here with a graph/diagram which you followed to see which team you should really be following he got QPR and i got bloody stoke
Don't panic. Just tell him that he is a stupid boy and that Stoke are doomed. The asked to be excused. (This bloke across the road, is he a jumped up, little greengrocer by any chance?)
no. he is a painter and decorator spends all day stareing at walls,watching paint dry things are starting to make sense
Man Utd didn't do too badly last season with their war-horses Giggs & Scholes. The Dad's Army theme song words could also be applied to our upcoming season:- "Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler? If you think weâre on the run... We are the boys who will stop your little game! We are the boys who will make you think again! 'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler If you think old Englandâs done? Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21, But he comes home each evening and heâs ready with his gun. [The following verse was omitted from the broadcasted theme tune.] So watch out Mr. Hitler You have met your match in us. If you think you can crush us. We're afraid you've missed the bus. So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler If you think old Englandâs done?"
