Curry

Not like me to mention the dreaded "C" word but I have just finished one. One of the girls from Pakistan made Chicken Karahi (spicy and mild) for all of us here in the office.

It was absolutely beautiful. I even had two plates. What a star she is.

I took mine back to my desk because I'm not used to eating with other people around. Thought I should keep consistent.

I'll bet no-one can beat that for lunch.

 

I had an innocent smoothie and a silent **** for lunch.

 

My Pakistani girlfriend made curry for her work colleagues last night but wouldn't give me any. I got my own back by cumming in it not once, not twice, but three times

 

Did I ever tell you the story about the Indian restaurant in Aberdeen? Gambol and Dev know the story from another football forum site.

 

This the one about Bhuna or am I getting mixed-up?

 

A. No, do tell
B. how can a curry be spicy and mild?

 

It's a bawdy tale of intrigue, subterfuge, and a tramp.

I wisny there so I couldn't possibly comment further.

 

B. Well funnily enough she made two different dishes, weird eh?

A. Venom - it was years back and was in The Mumtaz which is now Blue Moon on Holburn Street. One particular lady was being a trifle on the annoying side and yes you've guessed it the head (no pun intended) Chef and other Chefs/Waiters , shall we say, made her dish extra creamy. The story goes that she was rushed to hospital and had her stomach pumped.

Needless to say, the restaurant shut down almost immediately. The damage had been done.

 

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Manky bastards.

A couple of boys I went to uni with were in the Shinty team, there was one guy who was apparently a right prick so the entire team had a **** into his shower gel. <BoakMuir>

 

The strange thing is I bought The Stranglers CD yesterday and well, the front cover.............hmmm. I'm tempted to go on the Geordie Board and enquire whether anyone has got it yet? I won't spoil it for you, look it up.

 

you were that "one guy" weren't you venom?

It's not your fault

 

you can just imagine them circled round it hunched over releasin themselves into it

 

I know what you mean, ER

 

I'm too wee to play shinty. Plus it's always strange Islander types who play it.

The only bad spunk incident I've had was one of my mates must have had a sly **** in my car years ago. The dirty ****er rubbed it right down the back-seat.

 

As soon as I saw it Newcastle came straight into my head, priceless

 

As soon as I saw it Newccastle came straight into my head, priceless

 

Urban myth. Same story more or less word for word in every major town in the UK.

 

i was at an empty when i was abt 16/17 and me and my mate never liked the guy whose house it was so we fixed up a plan. my mate spunked on his toothbrush (and his maws n dads - there was no way of tellin whos was who) and i spunked all over his PS2

 

I saw a funny porn clip the other day. It's on efuckt I think. the lassie takes a load of spunk in her gub then spits it some **** who was slagging her