Is almost upon us again. This year has flew in. Gonna start the shopping this weekend, costs ye a ****in' fortune. Anyone started yet? What's everyone doing for it?
I'm spending it with ER. We're going to wear our kilts, smear each other in Glayva and **** furiously to the Queen's Speech.
So no one can talk about Xmas on here because you spend it on your own? It was about Xmas shopping you fool, go and buy yourself a new pair of jeans, or a box of Surf.
Aye it's early October. Many people have started their shopping already. Not every mention of Xmas is about you princess.
Having spent the week being inundated with info about Christmas leave, Christmas lunch and what have you I'll freely admit to beeling at this. The flat season hasn't finished yet for crying out loud.
You live on your own in one of the ****tiest parts of the UK You eat dogfood soup most evenings Isn't Murder She Wrote starting soon? You might miss some of it
Feel The Beel in the dysfunctional ***** ****. There, there sonny, you stick at it. I'm sure you will function properly one day sonny.