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Crazy Season...Tevez.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Should we put in a cheeky bid for Tevez? Obviously he wants to be close to his family in Argentina, and Newcastle is much closer to Argentina that Manchester so he would settle here. After Messi joins, how could Tevez not? I reckon a bid of £10m could do it, yes?

    We are in a healthier position than Man City, clearly. We play better football and Man City only finished above us by cheating. I lost count of how many times they picked the ball up and threw it in the net and the ref let it stand. Shocking!

    Tevez to the Toon then?

    Who else could we get and why?
     
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  2. Tiggyrimana

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    Aguero! I'm sure he'll welcome the opportunity to link up with Jonas and with Colo now captain that will sway it our way.
    He has good relationships with Athletico so they will agree to bring the release clause down to 4million a 'rates for mates' deal just so he can join his 'I've always dreamt of playing in the Premier League for this club' team.
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I'd be happy with Tevez and Messi for now.
     
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  4. gotcoffee

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    Using similar logic we could probably take a punt on that young, fuzzy mohicaned Brazilian kid Neymar .. he's supposed to be a bit handy in front of goal .. but wouldn't want to spend more than £5Million on him .. only prepared to go to £30K a week wages as well because he's a bit of an unknown .. and perhaps chuck a dingy flat into the bargain .. those couple of hours he saves on his return economy seat flights from Brazil to Newcastle rather than Madrid or Italy would be a definite bargaining chip <ok>
     
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    Kaka I think we could save from his R.M nightmare
     
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  6. Tiggyrimana

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    How would we negotiate this?
    Maybe because Mourinho has a soft spot for Newcastle due to the great, late Sir Bob and will give us Kaka for free whilst also paying his big wage :)
     
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  7. Aldridge_Prior

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    God u iz so stpid innit! i rkn we cud buy dat luke modritch out of chelsie insted coz deyz got dat much money dey let us av im for about 10 mill quids na wot am sayin?
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    That would be a great sign of respect for Sir Bobby.
     
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    a knas eggsactli wot ur sayin init bruv
     
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    Fo reel.
     
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    where's that one hit wonder fitboimackem when you need him, he could provide a much needed translation service and absolve himself of his crimes against the English language ..
     
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  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Yh bruv but wits bwt that Wesly Shnida from Inta lyk? Reckon he luvs a bit of battad sosage on da beech lyk, wu cud send da fuka to Witly Bay or dat 1 at Seeton Sluce.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Yi divint spel Sluce lyk dat yi daf buga, it's Sloos.
     
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  14. Tiggyrimana

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    If dats d case we needs t go 4 dat matta, th boi frm spain so obvs luvs da beeches aye?
    fit ryt in @ witly, al giv im me gluvs tho as e wnt lyk da wevva ere.
     
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  15. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    R reet, fort it lukd dodgee lyk.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You don't have to be mad to post on this forum, but it helps if you are.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    U sua lyk? Propa boylin der man! Wot aboot Falcow frm Porto? He reckins he can dee dat curry chaleng at da Bigg Market lyk.
     
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  19. Aldridge_Prior

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    Sick blud!!! Falcow? U rekon e cud eat a Full-cow??? LOLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLZZZZ (etc etc...)
     
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  20. Tiggyrimana

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    <laugh>

    a seen im play 4 tht shyt team in yella lst week b a crackn synin im lyk!
    ee myt feel outa place tho as thaz nee othrs lyk im in da squadie init
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Jul 15, 2011
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