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Clingy ****es

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I hate them.

    You know the ones I'm talking about! The ones where you have to shake like **** to get it to drop into the bowl.

    Not pleasant.
     
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    Sam Axe, Mar 16, 2012
  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I thought you were talking about 'other halfs'. Boyfriends/girlfriends.

    I've had a few clingy ones. Not nice.
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 16, 2012
  3. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Do you have a bidet----- use them wet thingys-----or wait till it goes hard and crusty like beales wife then scrape it off.
     
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    Rubber Johnny, Mar 16, 2012
  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Of course I have a bidet. Doesn't everyone <confused>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 16, 2012
  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Indeed.

    <sweepinggeneralisation>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Mar 16, 2012
  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Solution, eat Balti Chicken Sag = No more clingy turds
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Mar 16, 2012

  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    clingy? surely sam thats constipation?

    The clingy ones are the ones you have no problem getting out, but have to use a roll of paper and then some to get off your arse
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 16, 2012
  8. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Fan you are still a twat, read what you just posted and then walk away in short jerky movements.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Mar 16, 2012
  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    talking of clingy ****

    aye up cuckoo
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 16, 2012
  10. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Trying to "Blend in " are we. Good try Fanwithnomorals.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Mar 16, 2012
  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    lost me there, i am afraid

    or in GC language

    What the **** you on about?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 16, 2012
  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Try some Bran Flakes.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 16, 2012
  13. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Love you too sweetcheeks.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Mar 16, 2012
  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Talking of ****

    In India there is a 'rain ritual' in some parts where if there has been no rain fall for a while the kids take a clay pot
    **** and piss in it and then smash it in a chosen persons house/yard

    strangely no one bats an eyelid
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 16, 2012

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