HP have brought out an app called Chubby Checker that estimates the size of your dick based on your shoe size. Chubby Checker's lawyers aren't happy about this and are suing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967
Why would you need an app to guess your cock size when you could just pop into B&Q and borrow one of their tape rules!?!
I remember being in a Garden centre once where they had a display for feeding birds during winter, the Peanut Pecker and Fat Balls were displayed - appropriately - right next to each other.