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Chronic Masturbation

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    **** me but it's fun.

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    Sam Axe, Apr 23, 2012
  2. Sanj

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    Newgod, please come back!!!
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    He is tied up in my basement with a battered and bleeding arse hole :bandit:
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ****ing's not new by the way. You didn't invent it.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 23, 2012
  5. Sam Axe

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    It is the way I do it <whistle>
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 23, 2012
  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    A **** a day keeps the rape away. Someone tell this to Ched Evans. Ooops, too late.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 23, 2012
  7. Sam Axe

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    Stupid bastard. Imagine getting caught <doh>
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I've another quote for Ched now that he's banged up with Bubba....."a hole is a hole in the dark" <laugh>
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    <laugh> He might not enjoy that one though
     
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    Sam Axe, Apr 23, 2012
  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Imagine if that Bubba is none other than Titus (oh Titus, she said no)? Poor Chedwyn will find himself well-rimmed <whistle>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 23, 2012

  11. Rubber Johnny

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    Sam, you"re a bit early. May is "national masterbation month" <laugh>

    When is it not masterbation month <yikes>
     
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    Rubber Johnny, Apr 23, 2012
  12. Sam Axe

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    Every DAY (never mind month) is masturbation day.
     
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