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Christmas Nostalgia

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Oldsparkey, Dec 25, 2018.

  1. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    Happy Chrimbles fellas. <ok>

    As there appears to be quite a few old farts on here, I'll start it......

    "Billy Bean built a machine to see what it would do
    He made it out of sticks and stones and nuts and bolts and glue.........."

    Discuss................
     
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  2. Oldsparkey

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    Oh, so no one remembers "Billy Bean and his Funny Machine" then.

    Strange that - I bet if it had been "Billy Bean and his ****ing Machine", you'd all be bloody experts......<laugh>

    Come on guys, surely there must be someone over 65 on here who's not got dementia.
     
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    Don't remember Billy Bean Sparky, but I remember

    My Uncle Billy had a 10ft willy,
    And he showed it to the lady next door..... etc

    Times were simple then. <laugh><laugh>
     
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    There you are - proved my point Davy - sex, sex, sex........<laugh><laugh>

    I'm sure there are a few on here who remember old Billy and the bird that laid an egg into the chute to start the Old Cartoonerator - or am I going nuts?..<laugh>
     
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    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    No idea what your talking about. Again! <laugh> merry Christmas sparx
     
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    I think my mind is going <yikes>......FFS somebody please admit they remember old Billy Bean........<laugh>
     
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    Screened 1954-1956.

    I wasn't born until 1958!

    First recollection is 'watch with Mother'.

    How old are you? I think your avatar makes me rather foolishly assume that you're a lot younger. :)
     
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    Before my time too WJ - born in 1957.

    I distinctly remember it from the Billy Bean tune my elder bother used to sing incessantly and I'm sure I saw it plenty of times (must have been repeats if they had such things in those days. <ok>)

    EDIT - at least you've proved I'm not going nuts.......<laugh>
     
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    Don't remember either of the first two, but I remember:

    Kermit the Frog
    Got smacked in the gob
    For messing about with Miss Piggy
    He undid her zip, and fondled her tits
    and out popped his little green willy
     
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    For a few more:
    https://community.eurogamer.net/thread/87919

    I vaguely remember this from the link:
    I'm popeye the sailor man
    I live in a caravan
    I live with me granny
    And play with her fanny
    I'm popeye the sailor man
     
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    You’re more pissed than me the lot of you m
     
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    Don't go by the Avatar WJ - its just the name (profession) that's appropriate. Ron Mael is a good 10 years older than me pal, and that photo must be 40 years old now. <ok>

    Just to remember him as a he was, and I did think the Mael brothers were talented band, not just eccentric (still going now I think).......

     
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    Anyway, apart from all that Sparks stuff, anyone else on here remember old Billy Bean and prepared to admit it?

    Come on guys - don't leave me out in the cold here!.........<wah><wah>
     
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    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    I don't even remember the sparks mate
     
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    And I thought it was because you were an executioner
     
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    Can anyone remember this. Sorry about the quality.

     
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    How do you expect us young'ns to remember old billy peas when you can, you o'de knacker.
     
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    Philistine.
     
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    Leave my knackers out of ot please - they're as old as me.
     
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    :bandit::police:
     
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