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Christmas Lunch

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  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Belated Christmas Lunch at my Mum's tomorrow.

    <party>

    Mum: Do you want more turkey and roast potatoes son?
    SSK: Yes please Mum.
    Mum: Remember to leave some room for the massive roast ham I've made too.
    SSK: You've made roast ham too mum? Fantastic
    Mum: More gravy son?
    SSK: Oh go on then, it is Christmas after all.
    Dad: Another beer son?
    SSK: No thanks, how about we open that malt you've been saving
    Dad: Good idea

    Result.

    <party>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You must be as fat as Pud.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 11, 2013
  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Nobody's that fat, silly boy
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    A Christmas lunch?

    I thought there wasn't one.

    Were you invited?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 11, 2013
  5. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Look there wasn't one. Really. Everyone on my rig, I mean in my family, decided not to have a Christmas lunch ok?
     
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  6. Null

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    **** off Veggie or I'll snap you like the waif you are ...
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    the weight is falling off lardy arsed Pud.

    down to 19 stone.

    fatties need our encouragement.

    dont listen to them Tubster.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    No Christmas related turkey fact? No cracker joke?


    I used to look forward to your threads.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, Jan 12, 2013
  12. ncgandy

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    Hi Jerry, and you too, Helen

    Any pics?
     
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    ncgandy, Jan 12, 2013
  13. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, out of practice.

    Turkey Animal Fact of the Day

    A male turkey is called a gobbler.

    A young male turkey is called a Jake.

    A young female turkey is called a Jenny.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jan 14, 2013
  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    started at tea-time ?
     
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