Chipper

Coz you’re fat enough!!!

 

I don’t order sausage anyway. Special fish usually

WATP

 

I went into the Chippy the other week for a fish supper and when I got outside and opened the bag I noticed that I only had about 10 chips.

I went back in and asked "Is this fish fresh?"

"Aye" the owner replied "Why?"

"I thought so" says I. "It's eaten half my ****ing chips"

 

Got to admit, I don't like the broon sauce they serve in Edinburgh chippies. Drown everything in it. You could be eating a white pudding supper or a steak pie* and it tastes the same.


* Pre-vegetarianism days.

 

we should execute everyone who orders a hamburger supper.

 

I was walking by the chipper the other night and a big fight broke out in it,


two fish and a sausage got battered.

 

Were the chips assaulted too?

 

Pizza crunch ... Loads a vinegar

 

Never had one. Seems like a schemie bastard thing to order. Go figure ya maryhill jake

 

Whenever I order chips I always say "And not too many fish tails"

 

I sampled one when I visited Edinburgh, always make a point of sampling the local cuisine when I'm abroad.

 

If you want to harden your arteries you can't beat chip butties,white bread only.

 

Anyone making a piece n' chips without white bread deserves to be castrated.

 

Fish and chips whenever I get a chip-ette which is about once or twice a year.

HOME RULE = ROME RULE

 

Chipper, butties!

Wtf is wrong with you people!

 

^^^^ barred from all his local chippies within 1 mile radius of his house

 

Why would I be barred? Cos I don’t eat pizza crunches?

 

You don't eat them because you are barred ...

 

And it's Chippy for **** sake ...

 

For eating all their stock.