Use folk from the forum if you can be arsed. I've put my answers in brackets CHINESE HOROSCOPE: THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T. TAKE 3 MINUTES - TRY THIS -NO CHEATING !!!! THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW. Use folk off here 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! It's very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX... CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. ...) next to 4, 5, & 6 . DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11 Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2 THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE (Dev ) THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 (Nev) YOU CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in SPACE 4 (Ian Beale ) THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL... (ST ) THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR (Venom ) THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3 (Dev and JCGE) THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7 (This Love and Nev ) THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND (common people) AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE (Hail Hail ) NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS. IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
Well, if ER wants me here, that is good enough for me You have to admit though, you built it up a bit too much, no?
I just copied and pasted tbh. It's a lot of ****e, I just thought it was a wee bit humourous putting folk off here in it. How wrong was I?