What are you gonna wash it down with? A cola flavoured soda stream beverage? Actually, I better stop there. ER will start posting sentimental ****e about sweets and drinks from the 70s.
Toasties seem like a good idea till ye bite into the ****er and burn yer mooth aff. Hot cheese stuck to the roof of yer gub
My best pal told a guy we worked with that toastie cheese was the hottest substance known to man. Daft **** said "I never knew that"
The toastie in that pic is overcooked. I'm done with them now, they kept me alive for ages as a student and they have no appeal to me anymore. I see myself as a connoisseur of all cheap studenty foods
Saw this in a charity shop window this morning: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beyond-Baked-Beans-Budget-Cookbook/dp/1904573452 Who's daft enough to pay £5.24 for a cheap cook book? Think of all the beans and spaghetti hoops you could buy from Aldi for that?
My mum bought be a few student cook books to 'improve' my diet. As if it's the ****ing recipes I need? It's the cash to buy nice things that's missing.
Although, I'm not sure what these "spring onion" things are. I heard a rumour a few years ago that it was a regional name for syboes. I do hope so
Also as an anti-rape device. Women put hot toasties down their scuds upon leaving a disreputable bar late on the weekend. Any would be sex offender gets a severely burned willy. Unless he's the kind of rapist who goes down first. Then he gets a free meal before the actual rape begins.
To link back to yesterday's jokes - Karen Carpenter did that once and she was known as the "quarter pounder with cheese" for ages.
Most of the women in the pubs down here have a cheesy discharge oozing from their ****s and not a toastie in sight.
Saw this in the news today http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/26/megaburgerpizza_n_3818516.html Mankind is doomed...
