Cheeky wee 1/2 bottle in my Fanta just now. Work's never been so enjoyable. Dougie's an old fart. I used to like him but he smells of cats now.
am gony sneak into ur room at night when ur sleepin and super glue ur eyes shut and then set off some chinese fireworks and lock the door. before a do this am gony put 2 acid tabs on ur tongue. sweet dreams