I had two pepperoni pizzas for my lunch anarl. Well truth be told I had one for breakfast around 11:50 and then the next one for lunch at about 12:15. Steak & Ale pie with chips from the butchers last night and carrots, peas and sweet corn. Roast chicken and mash with carrot, peas and sweet corn the night before. Full gammon steak split over two sandwiches for lunch on each day. This is how you stay in shape.
News from Davos : Good. About time we threw all the bloody plastics in the ocean. Hope half n half scarves don't help them float.
Kinell, Chazz you don't want to get yourselves involved with the Slimming World crew. If she doesn't make target they'll be after you, with a vengeance. A fiver a week. For ever. They'll come round and weigh her against her will. If she hasn't lost weight they'll extract the fiver from about her person then tut at her mercilessly. For quite a while. They're ruthless, Chazz. Ruthless. Ruthless and somewhat overweight.
Baked tattie with tuna, and half a ton of olives. Im also informed we're waiting for 1 pack of info from a Managing Agent, which cost me 450 ****ing quid, the ****s, then we should be good to exchange. I'm ordering me shed as soon as I have a moving date. **** it.
Ruthless and somewhat overweight!! Sounds like Ben. She got a round of applause last week for losing 3llbs. I made a comment about it been like a load of Walrus's's fighting. Not happy. She's just walked back in now with a face like thunder. No clapping tonight I reckon. She's heading for the Crumble, the dogs slinked under my legs. This is bad.
Am I reading that right, she lost 31 pounds? Re-****ing-spect Mrs Rheinhold. Although, you have my sympathy for the look of thunder. Bin there. "What's up love?" "Mumble, mumble." "Sorry love, didn't catch that. " "Mumble, mumble." "No. You're going to have to speak up." "I'VE PUT ON HALF A ****ING POUND! OK! ARE YOU ****ING HAPPY, ERNIE? ARE YOU THOUGH? SARKY TWAT." "It's OK love. I'm here for you. In your hour of need. Have a bun."
Steak and kidney pie for us, especially with a touch of oyster. Trouble is, it's virtually impossible to find any kidney here in Cincinnati; Americans think it's offal. So we make steak and mushroom pie instead; looks the same, if you cut the mushrooms just right, but tastes completely different, with or without the oyster. Still nice, though. Can any of our other US-based posters get kidney where they are? Lamb or ox kidney?
I had mince and onions in a large Yorkshire pudding with cheddar mash, broccoli and cabbage. Piri piri chicken pizza for dinner.
Mushroom Risotto for me. That's not what a person from Hull should eat. It's not even ****ing Lancashire cuisine. No meat, all rice. I just... I don't.... I don't get it. So it's a load of rice with mushrooms in it. Mushroom fried rice. Except it's not fried, it's soaked in boiling gravy. Except it's not gravy, it's vegetable stock.
Nah 3 lbs Ernie. She's still a size ten. She wants to lose half a stone. I think she's only going to gloat at the fatties.
This is the perfect place actually to relate a tale from last night. Missus gets back in from the shop. "Fancy a cup of this fruit tea I just bought?" I wanted to say "no ta love, not for me". It, however, came out as "Jesus ****ing Christ woman, no, what the actually **** are you ****ing thinking? NO I do NOT want any ****ing fruit ****ing tea". She looked at me. The dog looked at me, then ****ed off, little bastard. She just said "I see. This is one of those things you rant about I take it?". A steely glare. Challenging me. I muttered a bit and wandered off to the sanctuary of my office. Fruit ****ing tea.
