I had you down as a manly outdoor worker type, not as some metrosexual office flower. Don't try to dip some loo roll in the bog water. For one it'll wipe your arse with cleaning products which you will regret, and secondly it'll just disintegrate, the paper that is, not your arse, and you'll end up with bits of loo paper in the hairs of your arse, and it won't be as clean as an octopus. Best advice is take some of those stronger hand drying towels with you, and pre-damp them before going into the cubicle. The above may or may not be based on previous experiences.
I did exactly that Happy. I also used the ladies/disabled loo. I'm not sitting on the same pan as the commoners. Mucky bastards.
Not really appropriate at work Lambo. Unless its the disabled loo and noone else can get in, and there's at least paper towels to dry yer arse with. Not easy doing a handstand in those places. Allegedly.
What you want is Preparation-H soothing wipes, lovely job! http://www.boots.com/en/Preparation-H-Soothing-Wipes-30-Wipes_32115/
It's wonderful stuff. All the comfort and cleaning prowess of Andrex wet wipes on bog roll with no risk of blocking your pipes. Excellent to use or demand to be used should there be any partaking in any rimming activities.
Driving home, mind drifting to the weekend and i realised Jimmy taty head Summerville is murdering Dont Leave me this way. I press another station and i catch the last few bars of I Wont Back Down Tom Petty, thats annoying that is.
I have used a disabled loo at Tescos and as I'm coming out I have limped out incase anyone saw me. I do hope I'm not the only person on here to have done that.
